I wish I had your problem! Living 20 miles from the nearest supermarket, and commuting 80 miles one way to work twice a week makes it necessary to change oil at least every two months, sometimes more often. Fortunately, I can recycle oil at work with no expense. The upside is living 20 miles from the nearest town in either direction, and they're small ones! My hunting/shooting range is the back yard, and nobody gripes about the collection of stovebolts littering the 100-acre property. It would get hazardous to their health if they did, BTW!
Jerry

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!