OK, it's a panel, not a Suburban, but...

When I look at my panel, this is what I see.

What I see...

When the wife looks at it, this is what she sees:

What the wife sees...

The truth, I'm sure, is something in between.


Don't lose your head to save a minute,
You need your head, your brains are in it.
Burma-Shave (1947)