Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
If a firefighter fights fire, and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
If BIKE spells BUY-K, and LIKE spells LIE-K, and DIKE spells DYE-K, why does NIKE spell NIGH-KEY?
Why do we pronounce BAR, CAR, FAR, TAR that way, but WAR is pronounced WOR?
Huh? Good God, yall.
