Must've finished watching the Barrett-Jackson rerun and that Stovebolt that brought $30K+, and thought "Hell, that old Chevy I've been keeping my crack stash in ought to be worth about seven grand, yeah, baby! Sis, get that there disposable picture-takin' camera and git 'er done! We'll run in ad in that truck picture ad thing and get some more money for some more crack!"

Pessimist - Sees glass as half-empty. Optimist - Sees glass as half-full. Gov't- Sees glass and takes it from you because you have a glass.
Political Correctness: A philosophical belief system bereft of common sense and logic, that supports and rewards ignorance and stupidity.