If I only lived in Chicago, I could bid on this little item on eBay, and attach it to my stovebolt pick-up.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2497604904&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT

I could also root for the Cubbies, but that is a topic for another post.