Fletch, you mean your President-for life Mugabe hasn't confiscated your truck yet??? That tyrant has driven your nation into the Stone Age! I'm surprised you're there at all!
Pessimist - Sees glass as half-empty. Optimist - Sees glass as half-full. Gov't- Sees glass and takes it from you because you have a glass.
Political Correctness: A philosophical belief system bereft of common sense and logic, that supports and rewards ignorance and stupidity.
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