Congrats Wannabe!!! I have a daughter due March 10th and have a 2 year old son. Fatherhood is the best thing in the world in my opinion. Even when my son is being, well, a two year old. I hope your wife heals quickly and the two youngin's make it home shortly.

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine and into your brain...that is where crappy ideas come from.