Got a ticket about two months ago for running a red light. I sat at a stuck on red light for about 3 minutes, traffic building up behind me about 6 deep, so I proceed with caution through the stuck light. John Law pulls me over and gives me a ticket while the light stays red and other traffic is goin through it. I was cool tah the cop, I mean yah should all ways be cool tah cops because an [censored]hole one can ruin your day no matter what right? He was liein tah me a few times and when that started happening I just took the ticket. S0ooooooooooo I call the city prosecuter the next day and she gets me a zerox copy of the city traffic departments Overtime card on the city employee that went out to repair the light. Went tah court the cop didn't show DISmissed!
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