Notice posted in a neighborhood bar just east of Nashville Tennessee:

[After hours, this establishment is guarded by a 100 pound pit bull with AIDS.

If that doesn't impress you, I'll introduce you to the gay biker who infected the pit bull!"

LOL!
Jerry

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!