I once found a green Stanley thermos on the side of the road. It has a bad case of road rash and is completely unusable as a thermos.
It has resided in the bed of my work truck for 15 years. It is my "lucky thermos". Twenty years and running and I haven't been fired yet.
The feds recently had us install spyware on our trucks so I am now being monitored by SkyNet. I'm going to need all of the luck left in that thermos the way I drive.