One of the young troops in my shop at Korat was probably the unluckiest (or dumbest) Wing Nut in the USAF! As he got off the plane for a 1-year tour of duty in the autopilot shop, the sniffer dogs were checking out the luggage that was about to be loaded on the same plane they arrived on, ferrying the short timers back to the free world. One of the dogs broke ranks and alerted on the bag he was carrying. Yep- - - - -he had a stash of weed hidden away! Taking Goncha to Thailand- - - - - -that's roughly akin to taking a sandwich to a 7-course catered meal! He stayed "under investigation pending court martial" for months, and finally got drummed out of the service, I believe! Several years later, I worked with his uncle in California, who had no idea why his nephew didn't complete his enlistment!
Jerry


"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!