I like to pick crowded roads and slow down- - - - -everybody else is so friendly- - - - -they honk as they pass, and tell me "You're number one!" I just wish they would use the proper finger!
Jerry

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!