My truck is missing the original horn. I'm not one of those people that requires everything to be stock, so I'm trying to come up with something different, but not obnoxious.
We have a friend of a neighbor that is running what sounds like an original train engine horn, and it is, by far, way too loud. I don't know how he doesn't get a ticket. I was previously affiliated with law enforcement, and had I had the chance, he'd be the proud recipient of a citation right about now.
I also do not want the "la cucaracha" horn, so you can keep that suggestion to yourself

Any other thoughts?