"It's actually possible to make a silk purse from a sow's ear- - - - -but it makes the pig look funny, and it doesn't hear very well!" Dealing with customers with unrealistic expectations isn't just limited to the hotrod building business- - - - - -gunsmiths , construction companies, and a few other service industries seem to have the same sort of problems!
Jerry

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!