Jon, that swamp cooler needs a bicycle chain drive and a set of pedals for your passenger to crank- - - - -make 'em earn the privelege of getting to ride with you!
Jerry

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!