Tim, have you ever seen or ridden in Mongo's Doodlebug Tractor? He's won some "slow" races with that one by putting both transmissions in reverse and letting it idle. The direction is still "forward", but two crash box transmissions, both in reverse, really slow things down!
Jerry

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!