"Call me all of the names which you feel you must, . . "
You conservative, anal-retentive, purist.
(Will those words do you justice, Carl? I am in the same club, with no apologies.)
Thank you Tim.
I am not accurately described by most of those terms, but I do not offer any apologies for what accurately describes me concerning the topic of the "tiny floor board swimming pools", which falls under the category of "I'm just a weirdo."
Carl