The car I drove in college had an old glass-jar windshield washer setup that I scavenged from an antique Cadillac. With the hoses routed to the glove box and vodka in the jar, a push of the "washer" button dispensed just the right amount of booze into a plastic cup of orange juice or Coke to make a stiff drink for my date!
Jerry

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!