Ahh maaannn! That is my truck and you guys are dissing it! I spent several weeks communicating with the alien spacecraft near Snowflake, AZ just to get that the way those little green dudes wanted it. They are never satisfied!!! Now I come back to earth with the Heaven's Gate folks to get yelled at by you guys? THIS SUCKS!!

Maybe next time I'll paint it red.

Seriously though, this truck is another example of why to say no to drugs!