Jeff, my man, while it may seem to some that brutal honesty is admirable, in the Man Card Test Application Manual (MCTAM) Section 1, Paragraph C, there is a reference to the contrary.
It states, "If there were no witnesses, it never happened."
Be advised, the Man Card Board periodically monitors sites like this one for accreditation purposes.
An acceptable work-around would be for you to make reference to a fictitious third party who made said faux pas. Or you could actually call out a real person who has it coming to them for prior malfeasance upon you.
Carl
