A rookie at the dirt track cobbled up a driveshaft by welding two tubes together- - - - -it lasted about half of the first heat race. When it broke, the rear half of the shaft dug into the track and shoved the rear end out from under the car- - - -springs and all!
Jerry

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!