I was a B-52 mechanic- - - - -at least the wings and the fuselage are traveling the same speed!

"Tower, this is Grope-22- - - - -I need a time hack!"

"Roger, Grope-22- - - -are you a bomber pilot, a tanker pilot, or a chopper pilot?"

"W. T. H. difference does it make?"

"If you're a bomber pilot it's 1200 hours- - - - -If you're a tanker pilot both of Mickey's hands are pointing straight up- - - - -

IF YOU'RE A CHOPPER PILOT, IT'S THURSDAY!"

LOL!
Jerry

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!" - Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. - Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!