I have yet to employ swift and blinding violence with a BFH against a Stovebolt, in spite of being renowned for notorious viciousness, and intemperate disposition (not really, it just makes me feel big).
But I can fully understand why someone would contemplate such an action.
I walk away before the inanimate object figures out that it has outsmarted me. "Who's stupid now." I mutter under my breath as I walk away, so as not to be heard by the inanimate object...