Brother Cosmo ... I must cry "Fowl" on that!! Strike the crows below and belay your swabbo nonsense. He proudly wears crossed rifles. He needs none of your birds or fouled anchors, Sir!
Hambone .... Carl's correct -- "Ya daggum skippy" about that! That first (or second) 3-rocker paycheck should be able to cover a keg (or 2) of 16-point DB.
And some chips.