So I'm attempting to repair my door hinges and I just have to vent:

arrrrggghhhhh!!! Rassa frassa friggin' bark bark bark, ugh what the? Ouch! !!@#*&! Henry !*@#! Ford, raz raz raz, peanut-butter, doh! I'll get that Murphy guy (and his law), ratz! whap bang pow, to da moon!

Whew! Thanks for letting me get that out of my system. Back to the garage....

Bruce