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Motorcycle accident
#1410909 Sat May 22 2021 03:14 PM
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'Bolter
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?

"I'm okay I think." I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."

"That's nice of you," I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."


LOL!
Jerry


The murder victim was drowned in a bathtub full of Rice Krispies and milk.
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Re: Motorcycle accident
Hotrod Lincoln #1410922 Sat May 22 2021 04:29 PM
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Re: Motorcycle accident
Hotrod Lincoln #1410971 Sun May 23 2021 01:16 AM
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'Bolter
New this would have a good ending


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Re: Motorcycle accident
Hotrod Lincoln #1410981 Sun May 23 2021 02:13 AM
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'Bolter
I can see you doing that Jerry! chug


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Re: Motorcycle accident
Hotrod Lincoln #1410994 Sun May 23 2021 03:54 AM
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Re: Motorcycle accident
Hotrod Lincoln #1411015 Sun May 23 2021 12:54 PM
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Was that nurse left handed?


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Re: Motorcycle accident
Hotrod Lincoln #1411045 Sun May 23 2021 04:18 PM
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'Bolter
One of my biker friends had a T shirt with the phrase on the back "If you can read this, the "old lady" fell off!

Cleaned up for the benefit of the PC Patrol!
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Jerry


The murder victim was drowned in a bathtub full of Rice Krispies and milk.
The coroner blamed the crime on a cereal killer!

Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
Re: Motorcycle accident
Hotrod Lincoln #1411157 Mon May 24 2021 12:40 PM
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Good one Jerry.

John


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