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WINTERIZING YOUR TRUCK
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Doc.Hall #1399800 Wed Mar 03 2021 04:04 AM
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Posts: 2,888
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'Bolter
So two guys, a Swede and a Norweigen, applied for the same job.
They both had similar backgrounds and education. They took a 20 question test.

The Swede got the job.

The Norweigen went into the HR office with some questions.
“Did I screw up the test?”
“No, you only missed one.”
“How ‘bout the Swede?”
“Oh, he only missed one, too. In fact, you both missed number 17.”

“Then how come he got the job?”

“Well, his answer was, “I don’t know.”
and your answer was, “Neither do I.”


"Happiness equals reality minus expectations" - Tom Magliozzi
Doc.Hall #1399865 Wed Mar 03 2021 06:33 PM
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 25,333
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Kettle Custodian (pot stirrer)
Q: Why do eastern Europeans have such a hard time getting employed when they move somewhere a long way from home?

A: Nobody wants to trust an out of town Czech!

Bada-boom- - - -shhhhhh!
Jerry


"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!"
Abraham Lincoln

Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.
Ernest Hemingway

WAG MORE- - - - - -BARK LESS!
Doc.Hall #1399870 Wed Mar 03 2021 06:49 PM
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Posts: 7,369
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'Bolter
nono


Ron, The Computer Greek
I love therefore I am.

1960 MGA Roadster Sold 7/18/2017
1954 3100 Chevy truck in the Gallery
2017 Buick Encore
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Doc.Hall #1400002 Thu Mar 04 2021 07:50 PM
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'Bolter
Thank's, WE b OLD, I will do just that regarding Grammarly. Doc.


Currently making 1954 3100 better than new and Genetics
Doc.Hall #1400007 Thu Mar 04 2021 08:07 PM
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I have more zippers then a pair of cargo pants
Hey Doc, check your private messages....


Donate Blood, Plasma, Platelets & Sign Your DONORS CARD.
The Life You SAVE Might Be Someone You Know and LOVE.

Two possibilities exist:
Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not.
Both are equally terrifying.
Arthur C. Clarke



Doc.Hall #1400028 Thu Mar 04 2021 10:09 PM
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Posts: 7,369
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'Bolter
Herm is 85 years old and retired.
He gets a checkup with his physician.
A week or so afterwards the doc sees Herm strolling the boardwalk with his arm around a beautiful, comely young female.
The doctor stops him and asks,
“Herm, you must be feeling terrific, yes?”
Herman says,
“Just following orders, Doc. You told me to get a hot mama and be cheerful.”
The physician exclaims,
“Herm, that’s not what I told you! I said, ‘You got a heart murmur. Be careful.’”


Ron, The Computer Greek
I love therefore I am.

1960 MGA Roadster Sold 7/18/2017
1954 3100 Chevy truck in the Gallery
2017 Buick Encore
Pix on Photobucket
Doc.Hall #1400047 Fri Mar 05 2021 12:00 AM
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Kettle Custodian (pot stirrer)
A retired farmer started going to the local senior citizens' center, where he met a retired librarian. Before long, they began to spend some time together- - - -nothing serious, just dinner and a movie occasionally. One evening as the old boy was driving her home, she moved over next to him, put her hand on his knee, and asked "Do you have a Cialis?" "Nope- - - - -I've got a B John Deere!'
LOL!
Jerry


"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!"
Abraham Lincoln

Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.
Ernest Hemingway

WAG MORE- - - - - -BARK LESS!
Doc.Hall #1400076 Fri Mar 05 2021 04:45 AM
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'Bolter
Good one, Jerry! Love it!


Rich

'47 Loadmaster [stovebolt.com]

1947 Chev. Loadmaster

1959 Chev. Viking 40

Genie: "I am the genie from a magic lamp and I have the power to grant you three wishes."
Me: "I want to be rich."
Genie: "OK, Rich, what's your second wish?"
Hotrod Lincoln #1402003 Fri Mar 19 2021 01:02 PM
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'Bolter
Good one. I got a good laugh thinking of the look on the guys face when he ran out of chain!!

Doc.Hall #1402009 Fri Mar 19 2021 02:00 PM
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'Bolter
The wife took her husband of 40 years for his annual check-up. After the checkup, he asked the wife to come and discuss an issue that the husband mentioned. The Dr. told her the husband was concerned that the first time they make love he feels chilled and the second time he feels hot all over. She answers, the old fool the first time is in December and the second is July.


Ron, The Computer Greek
I love therefore I am.

1960 MGA Roadster Sold 7/18/2017
1954 3100 Chevy truck in the Gallery
2017 Buick Encore
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