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Re: Make me laugh
Doc.Hall #1397954 Fri Feb 19 2021 05:12 PM
Joined: Nov 1995
Posts: 5,208
J
Unrepentant VW Lover
At least *my* jokes are G-rated ... dang


John

'49 Chevrolet 3804

I've never been a NASCAR fan .. until now.
Let's go, Brandon!


Re: Make me laugh
Doc.Hall #1397959 Fri Feb 19 2021 05:31 PM
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 10,201
Grease Monkey, Moderator General Truck Talk & Greasy Spoon
Monitoring this thread closely. Already deleted one that crossed the PG line. Read the joke guidelines at the top of the forum please.


Martin
'62 Chevy C-10 Stepside Shortbed (Restomod in progress)
'47 Chevy 3100 5 Window (long term project)
‘65 Chevy Biscayne 4dr 230 I-6 one owner (I’m #2) “Emily”
‘39 Dodge Businessmans Coupe “Clarence”



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Re: Make me laugh
Hotrod Lincoln #1398057 Sat Feb 20 2021 05:08 AM
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,781
R
'Bolter
Originally Posted by Hotrod Lincoln
A man spent his entire life as a notorious drunkard and philanderer. One night as he was carousing at a local watering hole, he felt a searing pain in his chest, and collapsed onto the floor. His vision slowly faded to black as he saw the patrons of the bar gather around him to watch his final moments of life slip away. After a time, he becomes aware of a band playing, and he sees a dim light glowing in the distance. Re runs toward the light, and finally bursts through a set of batwing doors into the fanciest saloon he's ever seen. Behind a polished mahogany bar with comfortable-looking stools, bottles of all sorts of expensive booze are lined up in front of a mirrored back bar. As he settles down on one of the plush stools and is about to order a drink, he glances into the mirror and sees a bunch of scantily-clad ladies sitting around the room, all of them giving him big smiles. As the bartender approaches, he asks "How did a guy like me end up in Heaven?"

PM me for the punch line!
Jerry

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Rich

'47 Loadmaster [stovebolt.com]

1947 Chev. Loadmaster

1959 Chev. Viking 40

Genie: "I am the genie from a magic lamp and I have the power to grant you three wishes."
Me: "I want to be rich."
Genie: "OK, Rich, what's your second wish?"








Re: Make me laugh
Doc.Hall #1398080 Sat Feb 20 2021 03:13 PM
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Posts: 698
D
'Bolter
Oh my gosh, you guys! It's like we have been life long friends, I'm going to refer back to these with great affection and laugh all over again. Thank you so much Y'all are people like me. Doc.


Currently making 1954 3100 better than new and Genetics
Re: Make me laugh
Doc.Hall #1398172 Sun Feb 21 2021 12:57 AM
Joined: Nov 1995
Posts: 5,208
J
Unrepentant VW Lover
Doc,

Here's one that Peggy likes. She stumped her doc with it not too long ago. It's a riddle.

A Cowboy rides into town on Tuesday.

He spends his first day at the bank.
He spends his second day at the mercantile.
He spends his third day at the saloon.
He then rides back out of town on Tuesday.

How can this be?


John

'49 Chevrolet 3804

I've never been a NASCAR fan .. until now.
Let's go, Brandon!


Re: Make me laugh
Doc.Hall #1398178 Sun Feb 21 2021 01:18 AM
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Posts: 9,386
Ex Hall Monitor
Whoa Tuesday.


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Re: Make me laugh
Doc.Hall #1398192 Sun Feb 21 2021 03:43 AM
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 4,847
2
'Bolter
Spends a few days in the Saloon with his new Dud's on and with some of the ladies that work there.
Remember, he has been on the trail for quite a while and needs a good bath with some company!

Don


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Re: Make me laugh
Doc.Hall #1398196 Sun Feb 21 2021 04:47 AM
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,781
R
'Bolter
I think Tiny's got it!


Rich

'47 Loadmaster [stovebolt.com]

1947 Chev. Loadmaster

1959 Chev. Viking 40

Genie: "I am the genie from a magic lamp and I have the power to grant you three wishes."
Me: "I want to be rich."
Genie: "OK, Rich, what's your second wish?"








Re: Make me laugh
Doc.Hall #1398197 Sun Feb 21 2021 04:53 AM
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 432
R
'Bolter
Tiny does have it!!


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Re: Make me laugh
Doc.Hall #1398206 Sun Feb 21 2021 12:32 PM
Joined: Nov 1995
Posts: 5,208
J
Unrepentant VW Lover
I was axin' Doc ...

The rest a youse no account snake wrasslers heard it before...


John

'49 Chevrolet 3804

I've never been a NASCAR fan .. until now.
Let's go, Brandon!


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