I'm with Kevinski, although calling it a pig with lipstick is, um , generous. You'd have to be foolish to give even what I see is currently the high bid for this "gem." Spruce it up? I think either the seller is an idiot or he thinks the buying public is.
Frank -- walk away from this one!!
Sortta reminds me of the story about the traveling salesman who knocks on the door selling Dr. Fantastico's Fabulous Formula. For a mere 10 bucks, you get 10 ounces of pure male enhancing elixir, guaranteed to make you taller, slimmer, smarter, more desirable by women, rich and a better fisherman or hunter (depending on if the premises is by woods or the water). If a woman answers the door, its guaranteed to make you taller, increase your bust, reduce your hips, make your china and silverware sparkle with just a simple rinse, remove all wrinkles, and eliminate gray hair. Also makes children smarter, disciplined, go to bed on time and eager to do chores.
The eager older, rotund gentleman eager makes the purchase and proceeds to guzzle the whole bottle on the spot ...
He immediately barfs it back up, screaming, "That's nothing but raw sewage!!!"
"See???" exclaims the salesman, proudly pocketing the 10 bucks. "You're smarter already!!"