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#1379742 Tue Oct 06 2020 02:26 PM
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Was at the Walmart in Anna, Texas and this moron driving a floor scrubbing machine wouldn't pass by me even though the isles were plenty wide enough. Every time I stopped the machine stopped and waited for me to move. I told my wife that minimum wage idiot was about to set me off to which she pointed out it was a robot with no driver. In the end the moron got set straight.

coilover #1379745 Tue Oct 06 2020 03:09 PM
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:yahoo thumbs_up:. Good thing she was along or you would have to explain why it took you so long.

Ron, The Computer Greek
I love therefore I am.

1960 MGA Roadster Sold 7/18/2017
1954 3100 Chevy truck in the Gallery []
2017 Buick Encore
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coilover #1379763 Tue Oct 06 2020 05:58 PM
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Actually, the robot was a moron. Only knows a limited amount of things, like not running over a moron. eeeek

Newest Project - 51 Chevy 3100 work truck. Photos []
#2 - '29 Ford pickup restored from the ground up.
First car '29 Ford Special Coupe
Busting rust since the mid-60's
If you're smart enough to take it apart, you darn well better be smart enough to put it back together.
coilover #1379792 Tue Oct 06 2020 11:40 PM
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Just showed this to the wife.
She got a good laugh out of it.
Walmart employee for over 38 years.
Soon to be retired?


Last edited by 2-Ton; Tue Oct 06 2020 11:41 PM.

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"The Flag Pole"
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'46 2-Ton grain truck
'50 2-ton flatbed
'54 Pontiac Straight Eight
1954 Plymouth Belvidere
'70 American LaFrance pumper fire truck.
1976 Triumph TR-6
coilover #1379818 Wed Oct 07 2020 02:25 AM
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"Never argue with a moron- - - - -he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience!"

Not sure who said it, but that quote has the ring of truth to it! Another one I like is "You can't fix stupid, but you can make it painful to be that way!"

"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!"
Abraham Lincoln

Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.
Ernest Hemingway

Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!
coilover #1379819 Wed Oct 07 2020 02:38 AM
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From the heading I thought you guys were going to be getting
political with this thread.
Denny G
Sandwich, IL

coilover #1379825 Wed Oct 07 2020 03:08 AM
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Now, Denny . . .

I will add these “moron” quotes [] and wonder it some readers will think we are referring to each other?

Or, they might think our posts are the babble of old codgers?

Tim []
1954 3106 Carryall Suburban [] - part of the family for 49 years
1954 3104 5-window pickup w/Hydra-Matic [] - part of the family for 15 years
- If you have to stomp on your foot-pedal starter, either you, or your starter, or your engine, has a problem.
- The 216 and early 235 engines are not "splash oilers" - this is a splash oiler. []
coilover #1379833 Wed Oct 07 2020 03:56 AM
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Those are GREAT!! I only made through the first page for now but hope to get to the rest later.


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1959 Chev. Viking 40

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coilover #1379842 Wed Oct 07 2020 10:00 AM
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Yellow flag out, gentlemen -- those quotes are thinly disguised political commentary.

However, I *do* agree with the one about education. I am living proof that you can give an excellent education to a moron but yet he remains a moron. Well read, perhaps, but still a moron.

Just ask my kids.



"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
Will Rogers

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coilover #1379843 Wed Oct 07 2020 10:31 AM
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2Ton, you are telling us she started when she was 10 years old???????

Ron, The Computer Greek
I love therefore I am.

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1954 3100 Chevy truck in the Gallery []
2017 Buick Encore
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