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Was at the Walmart in Anna, Texas and this moron driving a floor scrubbing machine wouldn't pass by me even though the isles were plenty wide enough. Every time I stopped the machine stopped and waited for me to move. I told my wife that minimum wage idiot was about to set me off to which she pointed out it was a robot with no driver. In the end the moron got set straight.
Evan
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:yahoo  :. Good thing she was along or you would have to explain why it took you so long.
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 Actually, the robot was a moron. Only knows a limited amount of things, like not running over a moron. 
Kevin Newest Project - 51 Chevy 3100 work truck. Photos [ flickr.com] #2 - '29 Ford pickup restored from the ground up. First car '29 Ford Special Coupe Busting rust since the mid-60's If you're smart enough to take it apart, you darn well better be smart enough to put it back together.
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Just showed this to the wife.
She got a good laugh out of it.
Walmart employee for over 38 years.
Soon to be retired?
Don
Last edited by 2-Ton; Tue Oct 06 2020 11:41 PM.
Of all the things I've lost in my life, I miss my mind the most!1967 GMC 9500 Fire Ladder Truck"The Flag Pole"In the Stovebolt Gallery [ stovebolt.com] '46 2-Ton grain truck '50 2-ton flatbed '54 Pontiac Straight Eight 1954 Plymouth Belvidere '70 American LaFrance pumper fire truck. 1976 Triumph TR-6
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"Never argue with a moron- - - - -he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience!"
Not sure who said it, but that quote has the ring of truth to it! Another one I like is "You can't fix stupid, but you can make it painful to be that way!"
Jerry
"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and eliminate all doubt!"
Abraham Lincoln
Cringe and wail in fear, Eloi- - - - -we Morlocks are on the hunt!
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.
Ernest Hemingway
Love your enemies and drive 'em nuts!
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From the heading I thought you guys were going to be getting
political with this thread.
Denny G
Sandwich, IL
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Now, Denny . . . I will add these “moron” quotes [ azquotes.com] and wonder it some readers will think we are referring to each other? Or, they might think our posts are the babble of old codgers?
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Tim,
Those are GREAT!! I only made through the first page for now but hope to get to the rest later.
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Yellow flag out, gentlemen -- those quotes are thinly disguised political commentary. However, I *do* agree with the one about education. I am living proof that you can give an excellent education to a moron but yet he remains a moron. Well read, perhaps, but still a moron. Just ask my kids. 
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2Ton, you are telling us she started when she was 10 years old???????
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