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olezippy.
#1374253 Fri Aug 21 2020 10:57 AM
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eff Foxworthy said this about Indiana:
**If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Indiana.
**If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Indiana.
**If you've worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Indiana.........
**If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Indiana.
**If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Fort Wayne for the weekend, you may live in Indiana.
**If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Indiana.
**If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Indiana.........
**If you have switched from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in Indiana.........
**If you can drive 75 mph through two feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Indiana.
**If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Indiana.
**If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Indiana.
**If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Indiana.
**If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph, you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Indiana.
**If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Indiana.
**If you know all four seasons are: Almost winter, Winter, Still winter and Road Construction, you may live in Indiana.
**If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Indiana.
**If you find 10° "a little chilly", you may live in Indiana.
If you actually understand these jokes, "Like" and "Share" this so all your Hoosier Facebook friends and others can see you definitely do live - or have lived - in Indiana.


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Re: olezippy.
WE b OLD #1374262 Fri Aug 21 2020 12:42 PM
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Haha.....Jeff knows.


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WE b OLD #1374378 Sat Aug 22 2020 03:59 AM
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I think he has said most of those things about our state as well!


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Re: olezippy.
WE b OLD #1374516 Sun Aug 23 2020 03:28 AM
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If that list had included: "If your State Bird is Polka music... " it would have been a perfect list for Michigan.

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Re: olezippy.
WE b OLD #1374534 Sun Aug 23 2020 11:46 AM
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Carl, Have you ever been to a Upper Michigan fish boil. Lots of fun, NOT.


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WE b OLD #1374877 Wed Aug 26 2020 03:16 AM
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Originally Posted by WE b OLD
Carl, Have you ever been to a Upper Michigan fish boil. Lots of fun, NOT.
I think that is a Big Dumb Finn thing. (No offense to regular Finns).

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It could be Colorado as well.
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