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BREAKING NEWS!!!
#1365721 Sat Jun 20 2020 06:57 PM
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Unrepentant VW Lover
***FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE***

Compton, MD -- A team of research scientists, working at the ODSS Research Institute (part of the University of Compton campus), have determined that married men, ages 35 to 80, are highest risk of carrying coronovirus without symptoms and is recommending, in a paper to be published Monday in the Stovebolt Journal of Automotive Medicine and Taxidermy, that all men in that age and marital group are to self quarantine immediately to reduce exposure to women and children.

Quarantine centers are being set up in local garages and shops in the greater DELMARVA region. Married men, 35 to 80, are asked to report immediately to their local garage or shop and stay there for at least 14 days or longer if needed. To conserve resources, men are encouraged to "buddy up" in the quarantine centers.

"Well, I don't know about the rest of you weasel turds," said research team lead, Mike Roache, "But I'm feeling no pain, er, I mean no symptoms so I'm getting myself into my garag.... I mean quarantine center immediately."

For more details on this breaking news, please read the full article.

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When tomorrow comes..."


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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
John Milliman #1365724 Sat Jun 20 2020 07:38 PM
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Shop Shark
Well them. I’ve been quarantining since April. Heck, I’ve been it for 30+ years!


Victor

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
John Milliman #1365728 Sat Jun 20 2020 08:02 PM
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Posts: 9,443
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Apparently I have transitioned from being a germophobe to a genius without changing behavior whatsoever.

Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
John Milliman #1365737 Sat Jun 20 2020 09:48 PM
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Posts: 176
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Shop Shark
accurate scientific research from this ODSS organization. please adopt advice immediately.
1000 % more accurate than Fauchi, or whatever his name is. Research lead Roach is way more accurate.

Don't forget to bring elixir into the quarantine. DB is the recommended elixir.

so thankful for this research and advice. !!!


Alec
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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
John Milliman #1365749 Sat Jun 20 2020 11:11 PM
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Posts: 4,642
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Unrepentant VW Lover
Alec -- good advice. I've seen the advance copy of the full report and they go into some detail regarding the suggested prophylactic treatment for the above mentioned quarantine centers is a common OTC medication most often found as a compound of Di-hydrogen Oxide and CH3CH2OH and sold under a variety of trade/brand names such as "Devil's Backbone Vienna Lager" or, for the more frugal, "Natural Light."

I think Mr. Roache has been deep into his follow up research into this course of treatment and may be unavailable for (lucid) comment for some time. chug

Carl ... You?? a germaphobe????????


John
"There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes..."


'49 Chevrolet 3804

Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
John Milliman #1365774 Sun Jun 21 2020 01:23 AM
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Posts: 464
M
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I think I'll need to have a meeting with the Grand Poohbah

Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
John Milliman #1365783 Sun Jun 21 2020 01:52 AM
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T
Shop Shark
Been trying that treatment downunder works well keep to the script


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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
John Milliman #1365786 Sun Jun 21 2020 02:17 AM
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Here are some treatments I have been getting in the past!

Don

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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
John Milliman #1365807 Sun Jun 21 2020 12:33 PM
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Great advise

Better head to my nearest safe center immediately


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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!
John Milliman #1365893 Mon Jun 22 2020 12:44 AM
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J
Unrepentant VW Lover
Don, if you make us look at the pirate ship one more time, you'll need more than beer to protect you.

nono


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