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A good story.
#1342833 Sun Jan 19 2020 07:39 PM
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Soooo I got pulled over in Eugene last night after leaving my friends house..... I already knew why he got me (I Was Speeding) but of course, I was gonna ask him why he stopped me.
So I decided to try my luck. We got fart spray as a gift on xmas and decided to try it out 🤣 The bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays. So as the cop walks toward my car.... I sprayed about 5 squirts.
He gets to my window and asks me to get out. I said I can’t! He stopped dead in his tracks and said lawd...what is that? I said I got a situation going on sir!
The look on his face was priceless. I said, Sir my stomach hurts and I’m trying get home because I.... (he is at my window and I didn't even finish my sentence) He grabs his face, backs up and says... Oh my!! I think you need an ambulance. I said no (trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick 🤣)
Officer: BE CAREFUL AND TRY NOT TO SPEED BUT I UNDERSTAND ITS AWFUL. HOLD ON.. I’LL ESCORT YOU!
You guys , I did not expect it to go this way but the Officer followed me back to my house , & waited til I got out my car (he stayed in his). I had to walk all the way to the door, holding my butt cheeks, and limpin’ like I was hurtin’! No ticket written!
If you read until the end, I stole this status. So share like I did. Because everyone could use a good laugh lol... 😳😂😂Lmao

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WE b OLD #1342843 Sun Jan 19 2020 08:45 PM
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Too funny. This is one story that stinks, bad.

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WE b OLD #1342847 Sun Jan 19 2020 09:33 PM
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WE b OLD #1342849 Sun Jan 19 2020 09:36 PM
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Sort of like taking a big dose of castor oil for a cough- - - - - - -you don't DARE cough!
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The coroner blamed the crime on a cereal killer!

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Re: A good story.
WE b OLD #1342855 Sun Jan 19 2020 09:53 PM
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That's pretty bold Ron. How long did it take to get the stink out of your car?
I wouldn't have the stones to try that. Not that I'd even think to have fart spray in my vehicle.
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Re: A good story.
WE b OLD #1342871 Mon Jan 20 2020 12:23 AM
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A long-time Kevin I was driving a Ford. nanner


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Re: A good story.
WE b OLD #1342903 Mon Jan 20 2020 03:57 AM
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I think the next time I get pulled for speeding, I may just load my drawers the natural way, step out of the vehicle, get up close and personal and tell the cop, "Oh great! Now look what you made me do!"
He won't be asking me to get in the back of his car.

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WE b OLD #1343052 Tue Jan 21 2020 01:43 AM
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Seems like a crappy way to beat a ticket.

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WE b OLD #1343060 Tue Jan 21 2020 02:22 AM
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A win is a win. Reckless driving ain't for sissies.

Re: A good story.
WE b OLD #1343121 Tue Jan 21 2020 04:10 PM
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I pulled a youngster over who was speeding on his motorkiller. It took a minute to get his plates run. I approach and he is really antsy. I ask him whats going on and he says I gotta go, BAD.. 1 or 2.. 2. I said there is a "Blue Room" around the next corner and went back to stalker-ing...( we used Stalker radar units )


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