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Re: LDT (Long Distance Team) [Re: 2-Ton] #1342681 Sat Jan 18 2020 10:48 AM
Joined: Nov 1995
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John Milliman Offline
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Tom, Sounds like you could use some counseling/Life Coaching. I know of a good clinic in Virginia. But the next opening isn't until April. They take walk ins.

Ooops, OMG ... Carl .... How could I forget Beaverstick Bearer?? blush Did we ever go over your official duties? You'll have to check with Sweet, but I think you are the Lord Commander of the President's Ceremonial Guard Detail. Not to be confused, of course, with the commander of the President's actual security/sniping/reconnaissance team who is, of course, the NAPCOMan

Oh, and in the event of CGF (Catastrophic Grill Failure -- An ODSS DefCon 7-level event), you are to surrender the Beaver Stick to Marlow (as the Overlord of Processed Meats) so he can use it to prepare the processed meats over the open fire that Roache (as Underworld Fire Princess) builds while the Malted Beverage Distribution Team Lead (um, I think that's the Kiwi/Aussie hybrid) makes sure we are all properly prepared for the ceremonial ingestion of processed meats and other high sodium content, non-nutritional foods). Oh, might as well mention your other office -- which falls under Marlow, BTW: Deputy Overlord for Unprocessed Opportune Meats (e.g., roadkill)

Don -- Spare us your inflated protestations! You have no defense! You will, of course, be found guilty of treason and will (as Carl has already decreed) burn. You are already in NAPCOMan's scope crosshairs, by the way. Sweet dreams.

Sweet -- Feel free to jump in any time ...

Speaking of high level security events, there is only one ODSS DefCon 8 event currently in the SOP -- NBOH (No Beer On Hand). It's so serious, we don't even drill for it. We've only ever had one event of this magnitude and because of our egregious mismanagement of adult beverages, we were subjected to an attack of killer African bee-hornets, swarmed by amphibious killer death serpents and suffered from intense solar radiation. It was bad. We only narrowly escaped by leaping from cliffs into a torrential river in our heat stroke induced delirium. Our valorous President saved us all from the bees by placing his own body inbetween them and us, allowing our escape, while Marlow and Hambone fought off the snakes (although ... I think Hambone knew one of them ...). It was touch and go. I'm not making this up -- the others will corroborate this. You don't ever want a DefCon 8 event ...

V/R
JM
ODSS Attorney General


John

'49 Chevrolet 3804

Re: LDT (Long Distance Team) [Re: 2-Ton] #1342694 Sat Jan 18 2020 02:50 PM
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Posts: 3,966
2-Ton Offline OP
Shop Shark
Save your hats boys, it's getting deep in here!

Don


Of all the things I've lost in my life, I miss my mind the most!

1967 GMC 9500 Fire Ladder Truck
"The Flag Pole"
In the Stovebolt Gallery
More pix on Photobucket
'46 2-Ton grain truck
'48 3/4-ton grain truck
'50 2-ton flatbed
'54 Pontiac Straight Eight
'70 American LaFrance pumper fire truck.
Re: LDT (Long Distance Team) [Re: 2-Ton] #1342695 Sat Jan 18 2020 02:51 PM
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SWEET Offline
ODSS Lawman
Now now Brother Don. Seems this year you wish to test the boundaries of the ODSS. While you may be aware of other matters that have distracted me from my duties keep in mind as a seasoned, and frankly the only SAA in ODSS history I sir have this fine establishment protected at all times by sworn personnel who do nothing but keep me abreast of any and all situations.

Further, our Attorney General too has a stealth staff documenting any and all infractions to be considered for charges.

I love the enthusiasm and effort Don, keep it up! Just be ready for your fate once within the Old Dominion.

Last edited by SWEET; Sat Jan 18 2020 02:53 PM. Reason: I wasn’t done busting Don’s chops!

SWEET
Sergeant At Arms
Old Dominion Stovebolt Society

BUNS?!?!?! Where we're going, we don't need no buns.....

1950 GMC 450 (25% owner)
1951 Chevy 1/2-Ton
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Re: LDT (Long Distance Team) [Re: 2-Ton] #1342700 Sat Jan 18 2020 03:34 PM
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TPR57C Offline
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An Donald is only getting impeached what hope have you got Don keep your chin up you’re in for a long ride


57 3200 pickup 265 V8 with service tray
Re: LDT (Long Distance Team) [Re: 2-Ton] #1342706 Sat Jan 18 2020 03:45 PM
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2-Ton Offline OP
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With all due respect Mr. SAA. I have documented proof of my authority, that was vested in me by the ODSS Attorney General.
That title, as Supreme Commander of the Heartland District, also gives me the power of herding LDT Kats, to the ODSS Homecoming.

So I say, bring it on, and all will have to witness whatever punishment that may be deemed fitting.
Punishment will be carried out as a Clothing Optional event!
May your eyes burn with the memory!

Don
Heartland Commander!

Last edited by 2-Ton; Sat Jan 18 2020 03:52 PM.

Of all the things I've lost in my life, I miss my mind the most!

1967 GMC 9500 Fire Ladder Truck
"The Flag Pole"
In the Stovebolt Gallery
More pix on Photobucket
'46 2-Ton grain truck
'48 3/4-ton grain truck
'50 2-ton flatbed
'54 Pontiac Straight Eight
'70 American LaFrance pumper fire truck.
Re: LDT (Long Distance Team) [Re: 2-Ton] #1342711 Sat Jan 18 2020 04:01 PM
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 14,938
Achipmunk Offline
Extreme Gabster
Don, pay them no mind. Carry on as you wish. Besides, its always easier to ask forgiveness than permission......I guess now I'll probably be burned at the stake along with you but we'll go down in the annals of history and be fondly remembered as the ones who defied the secret combination of the underground.......so do as you wish. You have my vote.

........and save your Dixie cups, the South will rise again.


1937 Chevy Pickup
1952 Chevy Panel
Pictures in my Photobucket
1950 Chevy Coupe

52 Chevy Panel

I'd rather walk and carry a Chevy hub cap than ride in a Ferd.
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you smile
Re: LDT (Long Distance Team) [Re: 2-Ton] #1342715 Sat Jan 18 2020 04:14 PM
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Don, you’ve gone and done it now. RIP


Martin
'62 Chevy C-10 Stepside Shortbed (Restomod in progress)
'47 Chevy 3100 5 Window (long term project)
‘65 Chevy Biscayne 4dr 230 I-6 one owner (I’m #2)
‘39 Dodge Businessmans Coupe


"I fought the law and the law won" now I are a retired one!
Support those brave men/women who stand the "Thin Blue Line" and lock up those on the wrong side of that line.

Re: LDT (Long Distance Team) [Re: 2-Ton] #1342717 Sat Jan 18 2020 04:33 PM
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2-Ton Offline OP
Shop Shark
Alvin, you going to make the Homecoming this year?
Martin, I could also use your backup at this overthrow/lynching.

But if the terms of the charges are not delivered in person, by the Attorney General to the SAA, at the Homecoming.
There can not be any charges brought forth. As I seen on the news this week, "They got nothing".
We will also have Tim Pryor as our Concrete Reinforcer.

The Donald!

Last edited by 2-Ton; Sat Jan 18 2020 04:36 PM.

Of all the things I've lost in my life, I miss my mind the most!

1967 GMC 9500 Fire Ladder Truck
"The Flag Pole"
In the Stovebolt Gallery
More pix on Photobucket
'46 2-Ton grain truck
'48 3/4-ton grain truck
'50 2-ton flatbed
'54 Pontiac Straight Eight
'70 American LaFrance pumper fire truck.
Re: LDT (Long Distance Team) [Re: 2-Ton] #1342719 Sat Jan 18 2020 04:38 PM
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Achipmunk Offline
Extreme Gabster
Don, I do plan to be there. I'm thinking of driving my 37 pickup.........don't forget the meat skins.


1937 Chevy Pickup
1952 Chevy Panel
Pictures in my Photobucket
1950 Chevy Coupe

52 Chevy Panel

I'd rather walk and carry a Chevy hub cap than ride in a Ferd.
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you smile
Re: LDT (Long Distance Team) [Re: 2-Ton] #1342730 Sat Jan 18 2020 05:34 PM
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 3,966
2-Ton Offline OP
Shop Shark
Great Alvin!!
The pig hides will be with me again along with 20+ pounds of taters.
Maybe even mix up a batch of Hush Puppies
If someone wants to bring anything to throw in the hot oil, Bring it on!

Don

Last edited by 2-Ton; Sat Jan 18 2020 05:43 PM.

Of all the things I've lost in my life, I miss my mind the most!

1967 GMC 9500 Fire Ladder Truck
"The Flag Pole"
In the Stovebolt Gallery
More pix on Photobucket
'46 2-Ton grain truck
'48 3/4-ton grain truck
'50 2-ton flatbed
'54 Pontiac Straight Eight
'70 American LaFrance pumper fire truck.
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