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Joined: Aug 2004
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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the shop,
Not a creature was staring not even a hop.
ODSS jackets hung on the rack with care,
Four empty Mason jars prove no one is sober to care.
All Brothers and Sisters passed out on the floor,
Not to worry, Freja guards the door.
As Don wears the thong, and Leo his cap,
The ODSS settles down for their drunken nap.
Suddenly! Out by the driveway there is a great big clatter!
John jumps to the deck to see what's the matter,
Away to the window Tim sprints like a flash!
Billy opens the garage door and made a big crash!
The moon reflects off Mike B's hood in our mighty truck row,
Gave the luster of a GM dealership decades ago.
Then a foggy Amtrak Joe's feels a rumble in his feet,
It's a massive sleigh and 8 from our fleet!
With the finest of drivers who is kind like an elf,
Comes none other than the President himself.
More rapid than Fords, our trucks they came,
Cosmo swigs his Mason jar and shouts them by name!
On Flappy, On Dempsey, On Charlie, and GreenMachine
On Doughboy, On Phantom, On Bill, and Pierce's Suburban dream.
To the top of the shop or back by the still,
Roar away! Roar away! Roar up the hill!
With their timing in synch, the fleet catches air,
Alec reaches for the jar and watches how Cosmo would fare.
While he wings them around with a smirk and a glare.
Then in a twinkling we hear by the fire,
The screeching and squealing of each single tire.
Downstairs finally Bone lifts his head and turns around,
Down the chimney Cosmo comes abound!
Cosmo tells Bone he's out of fuel, got any diesel or gas?
Bone says "I won't touch a thing or John will kick my a$$"
He frolics around spreading joy and cheer
Then fills each truck full of scotch, moonshine, and beer!!
Before he leaves he enjoys tenderloin and a giant chug,
Then he gives Ms Peggy a hug.
He hops in his truck, the wreath begins to glow so very bright
Peels off and says:
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
SWEET Sergeant At Arms Old Dominion Stovebolt Society BUNS?!?!?! Where we're going, we don't need no buns..... 1950 GMC 450 (25% owner)1951 Chevy 1/2-TonThe GreenMachineIn the Stovebolt Gallery [ stovebolt.com]
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ODSS President
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Cosmo
"...my good horse Rocinante ('49 Chevy Half Ton), mine eternal and inseparable companion in all my journeys and courses." ...Don Quixote, Cervantes
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."...Yogi Berra
"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength." ...Eric Hoffer
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Good one Sweet!
MERRY CHRISTMAS To EVERYONE!
Don
Of all the things I've lost in my life, I miss my mind the most!1967 GMC 9500 Fire Ladder Truck"The Flag Pole"In the Stovebolt Gallery [ stovebolt.com] '46 2-Ton grain truck '50 2-ton flatbed '54 Pontiac Straight Eight 1954 Plymouth Belvidere '70 American LaFrance pumper fire truck. 1976 Triumph TR-6
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Great job SAA!
Merry Christmas ODSS!!!
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'Bolter
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Moderator: Interiors, Texas Bolters, Name that Part
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Can't wait to see you all again soon! Happy holidays and may the pavement slope be in your favor!
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Very well done!
Happy Christmas to all,
Grigg
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'Bolter
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'Bolter
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SAA's talents never cease to amaze!!
Very nice! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
Alec
51 Chevy 3100
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Unrepentant VW Lover
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And that was one of our quieter sessions ...  Merry Christmas, all -- I hope the day is as beautiful wherever you are as it is breaking here at HQ.
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